Armani, which art in Hermes, Hallowed be thy Gucci,
Thy Cartier watch, thy Prada bag, on Rodeo, as it is in Tiffany’s,
Give us this day, our Visa Titanium,
As we forgive those who decline our MasterCard,
Lead us not into JC Penney and deliver us from Sears,
For thine is the Chanel, the Gaultier, and the Versace,
For Dolce and Gabbana.
Amex.
A shopaholic’s prayer:
When boys and girls are best friends.
What people think happens:
What really happens:
(Source: redforeman)


